google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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