i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
