Dual....:-)
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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