It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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