bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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