new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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