will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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