I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize