The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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