i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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