People in love make me want to vomit
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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