if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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