with your own penis?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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