That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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