I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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