So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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