i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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