just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
