I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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