The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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