are you still at the devil's house?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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