Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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