check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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