As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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