We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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