I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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