whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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