I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need water and some morals
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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