next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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