Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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