she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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