he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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