I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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