Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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