How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just googled if crying burns calories
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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