idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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