Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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