i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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