Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
only you would photoshop your dick
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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