my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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