I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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