it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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