Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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