Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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