we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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