glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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