my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
