I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she pinky promised me she was 18
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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