so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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