If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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