Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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