just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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