He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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